I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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