Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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