Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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