just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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