Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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