He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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