Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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