a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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