he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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