"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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