If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I am puke
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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