You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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