my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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