so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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