I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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