I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote āColleenās Dickāwith a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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