Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You left your phone here
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