what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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