The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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