if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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