ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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