I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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