this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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