Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
