My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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