so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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