I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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