I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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