is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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