brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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