Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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