So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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