What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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