i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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