matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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