how can u be prego again
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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