dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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