All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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