Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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