I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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