Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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