Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
