By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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