For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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