found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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