Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
