Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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