I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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