dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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