He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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