I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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