Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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