I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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