He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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