i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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